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It's
Either Too Hot or Too Cold
At first the global warming crowd was bursting forth
with glee;
Just like Sir Isaac Newton was beneath his apple tree.
They had all of the data straight from the IPCC...
But the problem for the Gore-ists, is they could not see the forests.
It's either too hot or too cold;
We can't grow our crops in a fertile way;
At least that's the news out of Turtle Bay...
The threat of global warming,
Has talking heads performing.
More

Backed
Into A Corner
The Democratic dogfight for the presidential nomination is
a gift that keeps on giving. Without it, we would never witness the
liberal mainstream media divided between the Obama and Clinton camps. Thus
we see -- with the rest of the nation for a change -- things out in the
open which would have been buried had it been otherwise. And so on Monday
morning, all three cable news networks showed the Rev. Jeremiah Wright's
National Press Club speech on "the black religious experience,"
live and in its glorious entirety. More

The
Pope Said What??
"God Bless America." These words began and ended
the too-short visit of the true man from Hope, Pope Benedict XVI.
Before his arrival, many pundits predicted that his Holiness would rain
down torrents of recrimination upon our country and its president on
topics like the Iraq War, capital punishment or our failure to heed the
hounds of global warming. They of course were wrong in thinking that the
German Shepherd would bite the hand that feeds the world's poor or
chastise the most pro-life leader our country has ever seen. But what else
is new? More

The
Pope In America
This week marks the first time that Joseph Ratzinger will
visit the United States as Pope Benedict XVI. Many faithful American
Catholics have longed for the Holy Father to address our problems, not the
least of which is a pervasive attitude of selective faith, which is no
doubt the result of poor stewardship by some U.S. bishops. Some indeed had
hoped his visit, long in the works, would be prefaced with a "don't
make me come over there" message and, in a way, it was. More

You
Say You'll Change the Constitution
Gilbert Keith Chesterton once famously said, "It's
not that Christianity has been tried and found wanting. It's that it has
never really being tried." Part of the reason is that too many folks
feel that Christianity -- with its moral absolutes and especially its
prohibitions -- is outdated and unworthy of modern interest. One might
also apply this gem of wisdom to those who rail against the U.S.
Constitution; the product of another apparently obsolete belief system. More

There
Used to be a Stadium
This week marks the beginning of the end of a significant
chapter in American sports history: the 83rd and final opening day at New
York's Yankee Stadium. Slated for Monday, the baseball gods, almost as if
seeking to delay the onset of its final season, rained down on the storied
ballpark and the game was postponed. This was fitting. Although it is not
the oldest, it is certainly the most historic sports venue in the United
States. More

Is
Rev. Wright Right?
With all the heated feelings and rhetoric surrounding the
firestorm that is Rev. Jeremiah Wright, a bit of truth telling may be in
order. Conservatives have demanded that Barack Obama repudiate all of the
controversial statements made by his spiritual advisor, while supporters
of the Illinois senator believe that he has sufficiently distanced himself
from them. But what if there is actually some truth in Wright's
allegations? More

What's
in a Name?
Round about this season of the year, a few friends of mine
and I get together to solve some of the weightiest matters of our time:
the winners of the NCAA Basketball Tournament.
Now, I consider myself fairly knowledgeable in the field of college hoops,
but despite my best and well-informed efforts, I often finish out of the
money in March Madness pools. So, out of the many sheets of paper I will
fill with bracketed scribble, at least one of them will be determined by
the team nicknames. More

Saying
No to the Nanny State
Five years ago, when the smoking ban in restaurants first
went into effect in my home state of Connecticut, I told a few folks who
were happy about it that it was only a matter of time before the
government came after their private property rights or other issues that
were near and dear to their hearts. Most people scoffed at my defense of
the restaurant owners' property rights and one fellow actually said,
"The problem with you people is that all you care about is the
Constitution." More

Sermon
on the Campaign Trail
During the course of an election year, one is used to
coming across all sorts of surprises. Often it's some sort of a vocal
gaffe like, "I actually voted for the $87 billion before I voted
against it." Sometimes it is a photo; say, of a candidate posing in
the turret of a tank, or maybe in what looked for all the world like a
powder blue bunny
suit. More

No
Country for Old Glory
Watching the Oscars Sunday night -- an indignity I endure
solely for the opportunity to engage in conversation with a few friends
concerning our nation's "culture" -- only reaffirmed that
Hollywood remains primarily engaged in selling a bill of goods that
America is a dark and dreary place, worthy mostly of derision and disdain;
even if not everyone is buying it. More

The
Cox Report
Word is that Democratic presidential contender Barack
Obama snuck down to North Carolina last weekend to meet with John Edwards,
possibly to seek his endorsement, sound him out for the vice presidency,
or to brush up on his snake-oil salesmanship. After all, why wouldn't the
black knight of the new Camelot go for the guy with the pageboy haircut? More

Dear
John Part I
How we got here we're not really sure, but the reality
seems to be, august Senator, you will be our nominee in the 2008
presidential election. Yes, I was at CPAC and heard your well-reasoned and
fairly well-received speech
and yes, you did press some of the right buttons. You spoke of your
lifelong commitment to pro-life issues and your intention to reduce the
size of the federal government; of your opposition to nationalized
healthcare and your admiration for Justices Roberts and Alito and your
pledge to win the war in Iraq. More

Not
Staying Home
If you're like me, you're probably sitting around
somewhere in the dark, trying your best to avoid all forms of media
coverage of the 2008 presidential primary season. Maybe for the first time
in years, you eschewed the weekend talk shows, even Fox News. And except
for the crossword puzzle or the sports section, you probably refused to
even open your Sunday paper, especially if it is a liberal fish-wrap like
the AP-infested publication in my hometown. More

Bill
Clinton Remembered
As the incessant march for the 2008 Democratic
presidential nomination continues, probably the most entertaining aspect
is watching the mainstream media take sides. And although many of their
liberal icons -- most notably Ted Kennedy and Pat Leahy -- are endorsing
Barack Obama, Hillary is still the subject of loving puff-pieces like this
one from ABC News: "Is Clinton Scrutinized About Her Looks Too
Much?" More

Of
Rush & Reagan
This past weekend saw the vocalization of a much hoped-for
wish of liberals everywhere: that, as one left-wing
blogger put it, "Republicans are a collection of 'Lost Boys'
right now, desperately looking for a national leader in the wake of the
Bush disaster." Juan Williams on Fox News Sunday happily posited,
"There's not a re-assembling of the Reagan Coalition." More

Instant
Messaging
In my ever-frustrating attempts to view TV sports events
without having to cover my eyes, plug my ears and empty my brain of all
adult moral content, I encountered a new low this weekend. During the NFL
playoffs here in the New York tri-state area, I was treated to a
mind-numbingly awful new
ad from New York State Lottery that eloquently advises, "It
don’t mean a thing if it ain't ba-da bling!" More

Bewitched
All of this has left a certain little lady feeling a bit
down in the mouth. So somewhere up in chilly New Hampshire, a woman of a
certain age and very close to tears, is feeling just a tad under the
weather:
INTRO
After one whole week of voting,
Things are not what they should be.
By this time I should be gloating
All over TV.
Working for my coronation,
I've done pretty well, I think.
But this dog-gone nomination
Has me on the brink.
REFRAIN
I'm riled this time;
Reviled this time;
The Caucus I lost to a child this time;
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I. More

Conservative
Blackout
Back in the early days of the 2000 presidential campaign,
right after John McCain beat George W. Bush in the New Hampshire primary,
there were many dire media predictions along the lines of, "If Bush
doesn't turn things around quickly it could turn into a McCain rout."
More

Hillary
and Obama
With little more than two weeks to go before the 2008
presidential primary voting begins, things are finally heating up. Day
after day new tales of mud-slinging arise and subterfuges unwind, while
out on the hustings kindergarten kapers abound.
The biggest news is Hillary Clinton's plunge in the polls, and the
question of whether or not she can rebound is on everyone's lips. Even her
husband Bill conceded
that she might lose in Iowa. But is she doomed to defeat because she is
losing ground in the early primaries? More

Political
Motherhood
Last week saw some candidates in the eternal 2008
presidential campaign trotting out various personalities in order to form
a more perfect union between themselves and voters. Now this is nothing
new in American politics; glad-handing candidates have hobnobbed with
celebrities at least since Woodrow Wilson allegedly kept company with
silent film star Florence La Badie. More

Short
Hops
NBC has signed a deal to farm out a two or three hour
block of primetime programming to outside producers. Although this
programming will primarily consist of "adventure documentaries"
that require no staff writers, the New York Times claims
that this "is not related to the current strike by Hollywood
writers," but is necessitated because TV networks "face a future
of diminishing ratings and growing uncertainties." Sometimes life is
very good. More

How
to Fight for Life
Short weeks after receiving the endorsement of the
National Right to Life Committee, Republican presidential candidate Fred
Thompson apparently ran afoul of some in the pro-life movement, when, in
an interview on Fox News Sunday, he revealed that he does not support a
Human Life Amendment (HLA) to the U.S. Constitution. More

Mourning
in America
Each year at this time, I devote this space to giving
thanks to the Almighty for his various and sundry gifts to the American
people; but this year, things are different. Having been informed by the Seattle
School District that Thanksgiving Day is seen by some native Americans
as a "time of mourning," and "a reminder of 500 years of
betrayal," I've decided to follow their lead. More

Hillary
Futurity
This past weekend, the first onset of winter temperatures
saw the convening of what I like to call the Unofficial Southwestern
Connecticut Caucus & Cocktail Hour: a gathering of politically minded
Nutmeggers who meet all too frequently over adult beverages and tobacco to
discuss the upcoming presidential primary season. This elite conclave
included representatives from the conservative wing (all three of us) as
well as those on the Democratic side. More

Restore
Al Gore
I'll admit it. As a huge fan of 1930s music and movies,
I've always dreamt of being a lyricist, a la Ira Gershwin or
Dorothy Fields. These folks produced songs that were incorporated by
Hollywood into what are often referred to as "screwball
comedies"; essentially plotless vehicles for great tunes and snappy
repartee. More

Reasons
to Believe
You may have been treated to an email containing a list
called, "Things you have to believe to be a Republican," that's
been wending its way around cyberspace lately. It's a real hoot, but not
for the reasons its unknown authors intended; for it says far more about
them than about us. In the interests of compassionate conservatism, I
thought I'd give them a hand in reaching a better understanding of their
opposition. More

The
Power and the Glory
One year ago this week I boarded the first of two
airplanes that took me to Calcutta, India. I traveled with a dozen or so
others to volunteer for two weeks with Mother Teresa's Missionaries of
Charity, on what the priest who runs this annual trip called, "a
marvelous pilgrimage." More

America's
Parks
It's been a good baseball summer for me. For the last
decade or so, instead of going off for a few weeks of rest on some
tropical island, I've traipsed around this great country via plane, train,
automobile and paddle-wheel boat in search of the real America at her
Major League ballparks. More

The
Old College Try
Are you getting your educational money's worth? Are you
convinced that the annual cost of sending your child to college --
probably higher than your first-ever year's salary -- is in some way
improving his mind and character? Well, depending on your definition of
improvement, you may be right. Or incredibly wrong. More

Imagine
That
Is it any coincidence that the two entities American
liberals probably hate most are organized religion and our military?
Liberal groups like Moveon.org run ads disparaging military men of honor
like General David Petraeus while folks like the ACLU and the
"Reverend" Barry Lynn have made the elimination of God in public
their life's work. More

Press,
Lies and Videotape
So he's back, I suppose; Osama bin Laden. And boy, do we
need him for many reasons, not the least being that he helps us draw some
interesting comparisons. Many have pointed out the similarity between bin
Laden's comments and those of certain members of the Democratic left, but
there's more to it than mere words. They have a commonality as regards
methodology as well. More

An
Impoverished Debate
Are you like me? If you are, you're constantly amazed by
and grateful for the bountiful opportunities this country affords to
anyone willing to work for them. Living as I do in the New York
metropolitan area, I've seen places that were formerly considered the
''wrong side of the tracks'' transformed into beautiful apartment
complexes. And in my own previously all-white neighborhood, we have a
great assortment of families of all colors and creeds living in houses
that only a generation ago would have been impossible for them to afford. More

Dark
Night, Blessed Morning
Much-loved by most of the world -- and nearly all of it
prior to her famed condemnation of abortion in her 1979 Nobel Peace Prize
acceptance speech -- Blessed Teresa of Calcutta has once again taken
center stage in world opinion. The upcoming publication of Mother
Teresa: Come Be My Light by Fr. Brian Kolodiejchuk details private
letters from Mother Teresa to her various spiritual advisors, confessors
and to God himself, over the span of 50 years in which she is reported to
have suffered what is known as the "dark night of the soul." More

Perfect
Together
The recent death of Leona Helmsley calls to mind her
reputation as the "queen of mean" and her famous statement,
"We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes." While
comparisons between Mrs. Helmsley and a current, female presidential
candidate are inevitable, her words also remind one of a male entrant from
North Carolina. And it is the contention here that Hillary Clinton and
John Edwards belong together. More

The
Brains
When I was a kid, I remember watching a B-movie on TV
called, They Saved Hitler's Brain. The plot was an incomprehensible
mish-mash, but the main idea was that Nazi officials smuggled the gray
matter out of Germany at the end of World War II in order that it could
someday be grafted onto a body, thus continuing the evil dictator's
ambition of global domination. More

Pet
Peeve
Having spent the last weekend in the beautiful confines of
Pittsburgh, PA, I had the occasion to visit the National Aviary, home to
more than 500 birds from around the world. As with most zoo-type places,
the natural splendor was replete with tales of devastation and extinction
befalling its denizens at the hands of evil human beings. More

Small
Talk
The big news this week is that leading GOP presidential
candidates are prepared to just say no to CNN's September edition of its
YouTube debate series. In the aftermath of last week's unutterably awful
display of what passes for modern political debate in our country, this is
a most welcome and commonsensical development. In addition to the most
obviously embarrassing aspects of the Democrat debate -- animated snowmen,
phony rednecks, and a host of other wannabes eager for their 15 minutes of
fame -- was the inordinate amount of video-questions posed by young,
MTV-types. More

Vick
Hunt
As Rush Limbaugh frequently says of liberal witch-hunts,
it's not whether one is guilty or not that counts; it's the seriousness of
the charge. The world of sports is unfortunately rife with charges,
criminal and otherwise almost daily, and many of these are symptomatic of
problems in our society in general. But the latest incident, involving
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, is especially instructive as it
calls to mind some important ones. More

Not
Their Finest Hour
Sir Winston Churchill once said, "History will be
kind to me for I intend to write it." Although he did indeed write,
as well as make, much history, it will be of no avail to him personally
now that he has been dropped
from the official list of persons required for study by English school
students from the ages of 11 to 14. More

Lex
Orandi
Go find a tranquil place, close your eyes and think back.
You were much younger than you are now, quite possibly a child. Your
mind's eye conjures up what seemed like a vast and majestic palace with
the rising wisps of sweet-smelling incense leading your gaze upward toward
what you thought must surely be Heaven. The altar boys, who only hours
before were your rambunctious playmates, have been transformed into
cherubic servants of God. More

Declaration
of Independence (From Liberals)
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary
for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them
with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth the separate and
equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle
them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they
should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. More

The
Duke of America
I had a cousin who was your typical '60s hippie. As a
teenager he hated almost everything. He was disrespectful of his family,
his religious heritage and especially his country. In a turbulent time, he
embodied everything that modern liberalism now holds dear. But of all the
things he viscerally detested, number one on his list was John Wayne. More

America's
Game Gone Lame
There have been numerous changes to the game of baseball
since its inception. No one expects a sport more than a century old to
remain forever true to its original rules and practices, and good
arguments can be made for or against particular changes. More

History's
Greatest Liar
We all think we know him, or at least we're forever
trying. Every Christmas and Easter, documentary makers seek to redefine
him, or simply to find him. But who is the real Jesus Christ? In the
Catholic Church's tradition of sharpening doctrine by answering its
critics, Pope Benedict XVI has taken on the task of pushing back decades
of reconstruction of the "historical" Jesus with Jesus of
Nazareth, his first book since his election to the episcopal see of
Rome. More

Media
Muddles
Folks in the media and America in general seem confused
lately. Some of the confusion stems from the Iraq War and some from recent
polling in the 2008 presidential contest. Many polls are showing a rise in
the fortunes of Mitt Romney and Hillary Clinton, while their main
opponents, Rudy Giuliani and Barrack Obama seem to be fading a bit. How
could this happen? More

Hillary's
Song
By now it's not news that Hillary Clinton has been casting
about for a theme song for her campaign to return to the White House in
2008. She's asking
her followers to vote for the winning tune from a menu of nine songs
including the Temptations, "Get Ready." That one's got my vote
if for no other reason than the lyric: "If you wanna play hide and
seek with love, let me remind you, it's alright. But the lovin' you're
gonna miss in the time it takes to find you, it's outta sight." More

Paternal
Correction
"I don't think it's for me to decide. I can't decide when life
begins. All that I can decide is, you know, what are the constitutional
issues? What are the legal issues? How do you deal with these
things?"
So spoke Rudy Giuliani this past weekend
as he tried to clarify his positions on abortion, embryonic stem cell
research and other issues of concern to those who value innocent human
life from the moment of conception to natural death. He seemed confused
about when life begins and wondered how to deal with "these
things." More

Bigotry
and Sports
What a weekend in sports. At the Kentucky Derby, Street
Sense blazed through the field to become the first juvenile in nearly
thirty years to capture the roses. Floyd Mayweather prevailed over Golden
Boy Oscar De La Hoya in a split decision to retain his reputation as the
"best pound for pound" fighter in the world. There was near
perfection for seven innings at Yankee Stadium, while the NHL and NBA
playoffs crackled with excitement. More

The
Denver Derby
This past week's Democratic debate in South Carolina was a
tune-up for 2008's main event: The Denver Derby, where, in August of that
year, the party will choose its front-runner. Yes, the Denver Derby; the
most exciting sixteen months in politics, the run for the poseurs. This
contest is for thirty-five year olds and upward, foaled in the United
States and ready for a step up in class. More

The
Evolving Issue of Abortion
Last week was one of both celebration and sadness for who
those who hold innocent life dear. Many tears have been shed for the 32
lives cruelly ended by evil incarnate in Virginia, yet the souls of the
millions of unborn children -- who have been sacrificed at the altar of
inconvenience -- cry out across three decades for sympathy, yet up to now
have received little. More

Enough
Blame to Go Around
Most conservatives have enjoyed the outcomes of two
notable stories in the last week or so. They reveled in the dropping of
all charges against three Duke Lacrosse players and cheered the revelation
of perceived hypocrisy, if not the actual firing, of radio personality Don
Imus for his disparaging remarks about the oddly named Lady Scarlet
Knights basketball team. More

An
American Hero
This Sunday, April 15, Major League Baseball will
celebrate Jackie Robinson Day by commemorating the 60th anniversary of the
breaking of the game's color barrier. In my hometown of Stamford, CT,
where he spent the last twelve years of his life, there is a statue of
Robinson which calls to mind the annual jazz festivals he held at his home
to raise money for civil rights causes and the dignity of the man himself.
More

It
Must Be Easter
My father used to dread Columbus Day. As a proud,
first-generation American of Italian descent, early each October he would
begin to lament the airing of TV documentaries belittling the discoverer
of the Americas and the publication of numerous anti-Columbian tomes. He
would inevitably end with a prediction that "Viking ships will sail
into our harbors." He was seldom wrong. More

Too
Late?
If you're like me, you feel that The Godfather Part II
is one of maybe a dozen fine movies to come out of Hollywood in the last
50 years. In it is a scene that often comes to my mind: In Cuba, Michael
Corleone says to Hyman Roth, "I saw an interesting thing happen
today." While he goes on to relate a tale of Castro's guerrillas, the
line represents a major turning point in the plot. More

Fredheads
It appears the movement to draft Fred Thompson into the
2008 presidential race is gaining steam. The former Tennessee senator,
lawyer and actor's appearance on Fox News Sunday a few weeks ago
has re-energized the right in a way that no one else in the race has come
close to doing. Why? Because he is truly one of us and because he can win.
More

Resent
or Repent?
It is not easy to be a Christian. To be perfect, as our
heavenly Father is perfect, is a directive that should instill both awe
and humility into its hearers. Likewise, commandments to love our
neighbors and pray for our enemies are also tall orders, which, without
the grace of God, would be almost impossible to obey. More

War
of Words
Every time I write a column that even remotely mentions
homosexuality and history's disinclination to regard it as a commendable
lifestyle, I am inundated with email accusing me of hateful gay-bashing
and labeled a homophobe. While I do not hate homosexuals or anyone else
for that matter, I do have a problem with folks who use etymologically
confused words like "homophobe." More

A
Tragicomedy in Innumerable Acts
I admit it. I watched portions of the Anna Nicole Smith
"custody hearing" last week. Not, mind you, because I intended
to, but because I'm in the habit of keeping a muted TV set turned on in
case some real news might intrude on the daily gossip roundups and grave
reports of snow in February. After reading somewhere about the odd conduct
of the judge in the case, when Fox News went to live court coverage, I
decided to see for myself. More

Rudy
Redux
Many of the emails I received regarding my recent column
on Rudy Giuliani agreed with my premise that his social liberalism
outweighs his important stances on national defense and fiscal
conservatism. Still, many more are willing to overlook this; they remain
convinced that Rudy is their guy, based mainly on his promise to appoint
originalist judges and the "fact" that no other candidate can
beat Hillary Clinton. More

The
Rudy Dilemma
What's not to like about Rudy Giuliani? After all, he's
got charisma, style, name recognition and now apparently, even sex appeal.
He's from New York City, where he cut taxes and cleaned up the mobsters
and petty crime. He's tough on terror; he told that Arab sheik where to
get off when he offered $10 million to NYC after 9/11 and he even kicked
Yasser Arafat out of a Lincoln Center bash. So what's not to like? More

War
Dance
After the November elections, while most conservatives
were in a dual state of shock and mourning, I advised
them to turn their thoughts to the joys of congressional minority living:
"And this, my fellow partisans, is where the fun begins; fun, as in
watching the loyal opposition twist themselves into pretzels on the floors
of Congress for a change." More

Super
Bowling
At approximately 6:25 PM EST on Sunday in Miami, an
expensively clad foot will meet a prolate spheroid sending it skyward;
kicking off the nation's most-celebrated single day of sport. Across the
country, folks will gather for their annual feast of football's finest but
will be forced also to endure side dishes of poor punditry, bathroom
humor, and really bad music. More

Democrat
Derby
With a mere 21 months to go until the 2008 presidential
election, the race is already heating up and the field ever-widening. The
free-for-all atmosphere surrounding the competition is a phenomenon not
seen in a long while as, for the first time in nearly 80 years, no sitting
president or vice president is contending for the top prize. More

Getting
Serious
All of Washington is up in arms, so to speak, over
President Bush's revamped plans for securing the peace in Iraq and winning
the War on Terror. As usual, those doing the yapping are parsing words the
president did, and did not use, such as "surge." And as is also
usual, they missed seeing the forest for the trees. More

Miracles
Appear in the Strangest of Places
They say that the Lord works in mysterious ways. Last
year's remarks by Pope Benedict XVI -- when he spoke of the Qur'an's
commands to spread Islam by the sword as incompatible with reason -- were
met with the usual rage from many in the Muslim community and their
sympathizers. Though it did not immediately seem so, this might just have
signaled a watershed event in the global struggle against those who are
most willing to use that sword. More

The
Snow Hill
I had the occasion last winter to spend a week in the
picturesque Adirondack Mountains. Ostensibly a ski trip, but actually just
an excuse to leave the city behind and commune with nature, a few friends
and I departed the hub-bub and blackened snow of southwestern Connecticut
for the unspoiled northland. More

Why
Casablanca?
At this time of the year, awards are generally handed
out wherein lists are compiled toting up the greatest song, athlete, movie
and even TV show of all time! As if all of these have taken up even
an eyeblink of history. This was most annoying at the turn of the last
century, but it continues today. The "voters" are usually some
pointy-headed group, or an arm of the corresponding category's media, but
sometimes even the general public itself speaks.More

A
Visit From St. Hillary
With sincerest apologies to Democrats everywhere
and, once again, to Clement Clark Moore.
'Twas the night before
Christmas, in two-thousand six;
All the lefties were bustling; their Party to fix.
The vote had gone centrist, they struggled for air,
And hoped that St. Hillary soon would declare.
As liberals awaited, awake in their beds,
Impeachable articles danced in their heads!
But since moderate Dems had prevailed in their views,
I'd just settled down to a sweet solstice snooze.
More

More
Ali Rap
The other
day I was watching NFL highlights on ESPN where they were showcasing the
latest feats of the incomparable LaDainian Tomlinson. Apart from his great
athletic talents, something else strikes you about him. After scoring a
touchdown he does a strange thing; he simply hands the ball to the nearest
official. No dances or similarly planned gyrations; no jersey-grabbing and
no "look at me" demonstrations. More

Justice
and Love
"The
history of Western civilization shows us that most social and moral
progress has been brought about by persons free from religion."
This statement, earth-shatteringly ignorant and historically inaccurate as
it is, tops the "purposes" page at the Freedom From Religion
Foundation website.
The work of mostly feminists, atheists and leftists, the FFRF is one of
many groups that not only seek to banish all vestiges of (mainly
Christian) religion from American public life, but to soil the debate with
absurd notions as above. While it is true that no religion has been free
from the human weaknesses of its purveyors, organized religion has
accounted for much more good than evil in the West. More

Going
on the Offensive
"The
enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed
to deny or disparage others retained by the people." This, the 9th
Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which already has its share of
judicial footprints all over it, may soon be amended to add,
"excepting those which may cause offense to certain groups." More

Giving
Thanks
Before the
holiday which dare not speak its name commences, we are visited by one
that in some ways has retained its original trappings. Thanksgiving Day,
whose celebration predates the formation of the United States government,
has somehow managed to survive secular attacks; though the idea of exactly
who we are to thank is getting a bit confused. More

School's
In
November 7,
2006: Not a good night to remember. As a Republican and especially an
American who supports our war efforts, I was devastated; but as a
political columnist, I say, "Bring it on!" And maybe you should
too. More

Dutch
Treat
It wasn't
the slight poke in the ribs, but the way he said, "Excuse me young
lady," that jostled me out of my nap during the long flight home. I
looked over at the man who addressed me in such a charming, if slightly
inaccurate manner. Something about his smile and the gleam in his eyes
jolted mine as I rubbed the sleep out of them: could it really be Ronald
Reagan? More

Resisting
the Blue Wave
The
hand-wringing and moaning are as palpable as they have ever been as
cowering Beltway Republicans wait for the dreaded Blue Wave of Democratic
rule to crash over their heads come November 7th. The gloom and doom
predictions, long a tool of the liberal media, have now reached the pens
of some conservative pundits who have joined their liberal brethren in
predicting that the end is near. But is it? More

Bye,
Bye Bombers
As a
longtime Yankee fan, I see that my October surprise again came early, as
routine in recent years as the revelation of Republican skeletons in the
closet and about as welcome. This year's giant-killers spring from the
swing state of Michigan; fearsome Tigers whose rivalry with the
Pinstripers dates back to the beginnings of the American League. More

Seems
Like Old Times
It seems as
if the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy has come out of the closet. The VRWC, a
shadowy entity first discovered by Hillary Clinton in 1998, which
apparently planned and executed her husband's sexual peccadilloes, has
emerged once again to bedevil her spouse. Now as before, the VRWC is
faulted for his bad behavior; this time they caused him to throw a
full-blown temper tantrum in front of the nation. More

Dirty
Dancing
When I was
young, we used to avail ourselves of my grandmother's basement to gather
together for some sanctioned socializing with the opposite sex. This being
the early '70s, we were a part of the first generation of Americans who
did not know how to dance -- as defined by the Arthur Murray tradition
where there are actual steps to be learned -- and the music we hopped
around to was certainly not conducive to doing so anyway. More

Pope
Bashing
This week
marked a new chapter in the War on Terror. Events here and around the
world have sharpened the differences between those who support American
and greater Western culture, and those who are pledged to its destruction.
More

The
Blame Game
Are you
tired of hearing that "it's all Bush's fault"? Do you cringe
every time you attend a family function, knowing that the liberals at your
table will spend most of the evening rapt in a Bush-bashing rhapsody while
you, out of politeness, remain silent? Sick of every complaint, from men
who don't put down the toilet seat, to acts of God, being associated with
that master of disaster from Crawford, Texas? More

The
Media's Military Mavens
Whenever I
or other folks write or even talk about the War on Terror, liberals are
quick to deliver their favorite line with the obligatory sneer: "Have
you ever served in the military?" When my answer, that I don't
believe in women in the Armed Forces, produces the requisite foaming at
the mouth, I follow that up with, "Have you?" More

Class
Dismissed
Democrats
often portray themselves as a beacon to the poor and especially protectors
of the sacred American middle class. They are prone at almost any time to
break into song over the way Republicans "cater to the rich" by
cutting taxes and "balance the budget on the backs of the poor."
More

Sticks
and Stones
Recent
remarks by Virginia Senator George Allen may not have broken any bones but
they surely bruised the tender sensibilities of some liberal operatives
and their media counterparts. His videotaped comments to S.R. Sidarth, an
Indian-American college student working for his Senate opponent's
campaign, and the reaction to them just might be an opening volley in the
2008 presidential campaign. More

Up
a Lazy River
"What's
up with Lieberman?" That question was on the lips of nearly all those
I encountered on the first few days of a trip I took last week aboard the
Delta Queen, a gracious and glorious paddlewheel steamboat that cruises
America's great rivers. More

You
Can't Spell Pap Without the AP
The
Associated Press, the world's largest news agency, has, since its
formation in 1846, had the reputation of being a source for fair and
balanced, just-the-facts reporting. Its mission statement reads:
"AP's mission is to be the essential global news network, providing
distinctive news services of the highest quality, reliability and
objectivity with reports that are accurate, balanced and informed." More

Noncommittal
Americans
Years ago I
knew a man whose knowledge of history stemmed nearly entirely from what he
gained through the viewing of Hollywood movies. Given the breadth of
subjects covered by that medium, his knowledge seemed rather extensive. He
was quite good at concealing the fact that almost all the particulars he
tossed about in conversation were gleaned from the silver screen;
particularly those concerning World War II. More

Democratic
Generosity
Can the
Democrats and their liberal wing do us any more favors? In the 2000
presidential race they ran an incumbent vice-president from a Southern
state and were beaten by the narrowest of margins. In what some viewed as
a conservative national tilt in 2002, they lost their Senate majority
giving control of two branches of government over to the GOP. More

Mary
Poppins Gone Mad
You have
often read in this space of the advance in our lives of the tyranny of the
nanny state. The methods of the nanny state are many but her intent can be
summed up thusly down through the years: You, the American people -- you
who created the world's longest-surviving constitutional republic; you
whose industry has made you an economic giant; you whose love of freedom
has spread that gift to millions of people around the world -- you no
longer know what's good for you. More

Not-So-Free
Love
Last week's
twin rulings by the states of Georgia and New York against homosexual
marriage caused quite a stir. The top courts in both states found that
laws specifying marriage as between one man and one woman are
constitutional. More

Joementum
Here in
Connecticut, we don't often get to make big political news. Oh, once in a
while we see some action -- Kennedy cousin Michael Skakel got
twenty-to-life from a jury of his peers, Susette Kelo got the shaft from
the city of New London and the Supreme Court, and Governor Rowland got his
comeuppance -- but in recent times, the Nutmeg State has been so
electorally true blue, that the first week in November is usually a big
yawn.
This year however, all eyes are focused on the re-election bid of
Democratic Senator Joseph Lieberman, where some in his own party are
supporting the candidate who won the chance to challenge him in an
upcoming primary. They hope that Greenwich millionaire Ned Lamont can
unseat the man who is viewed as a disloyal member of the loyal opposition.
Why? More

Talking
Baseball
Sports in
America are a funny thing. Average Americans who love sports are often
dismissed by their betters in academia as rednecks and worse; especially
the few yahoos who get carried away when their teams win it all. Unless of
course, these celebrations take place in inner-city areas where the
populace is assumed to be merely venting frustration at cruel Republican
repression. More

Who's
Listening?
Yes, it's
been a great couple of weeks for President Bush and therefore, America.
But not for some folks. It seems every time they turn around, Democrats
have another cruel door of reality slam them in the face. Their efforts to
paint the GOP with the culture of corruption brush met with a slim but
bitter defeat in California; and at the highest levels of the
administration where Karl Rove remains at large, free to plot and plan
against them at will. More

Can't
Win for Losing
Well, it
looks like that "culture of corruption" ploy didn't work out too
well for Democrats last week in California. But after Brian Bilbray won
disgraced Duke Cunningham's seat, some liberals quickly changed tack to
claim that he did it by using the illegal immigration issue as a
"scare tactic." More

'Tis
the Season
Deck the halls with baling wire,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season that is dire,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our suits of mourning,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient summer warning,
Fa la la la la, and sis-boom-bah!
Yes, it's the time of year formerly known as summertime. You remember
summertime; when the living was easy under the boardwalk during those
lazy, hazy, crazy days of soda and pretzels and beer. In days of yore,
summer was celebrated as a three-month-long respite from the chill of
winter; a haven from school for kids and a laid-back reprieve for adults. More

Is
Al Gore Ready for His Close-Up?
June
is (just about) busting out all over and, so it seems, is Democratic
interest in erstwhile presidential candidate Albert Gore, Jr. Yes, Al
Gore, who in his last quest for the White House learned the hard way that
a kiss is usually just a kiss, but a sigh can sometimes be more
consequential. More

Speaking
Ruth to Power
A
few years back, Barry Bonds was thinking of a number. Not just any number,
but the number 714, the home run total of one George Herman Ruth. Why, you
might ask, would Bonds concern himself with a record broken 30 years ago?
Why not focus on the established Major League record of 755 dingers held
by Hank Aaron? Well, for what it's worth, here was Barry's answer:
"755 isn't a number that's always caught my eye...the only number I
care about is Babe Ruth's. As a left-handed hitter, I wiped him out. And
in the baseball world, Babe Ruth's everything, right? I got his (single
season) slugging percentage, I got him on on-base, I got him on walks and
then I'll take his home run record and that's it. Don't talk about him no
more." More

Truth
and Hollywood
"What
is truth?" Such was the question asked by the Roman governor of Judea
of a man who stood before him, a man whose death at Rome's hands would
signify a great beginning. As they have for many, many centuries,
Catholics still speak the name of Pontius Pilate when they recite the
Creed at weekly Mass. Why? More

American
Compassion
I
remember a phrase my father used to describe certain people. He would
occasionally call someone who had done a foolish but well-intended deed,
"a good-hearted slob." You know the type. They lend money to
indigent, ne'er-do-well relatives with no hope of repayment, or, out of
common courtesy, waste valuable time listening to the spiel of any
pitchman who appears on their doorstep. More

Enough
Blame to Go Around
Now
that the baseball season is in full bloom it has, unlike the brilliant
springtime flora and fauna, spawned much unsightliness in the form of
sports-radio talk. The constant yammering is almost enough to make one
thankful for the intrusion of the interminable NFL draft. More

Encroachment
of the Nanny State
Having
first dispatched with the notion of private property rights with a
"me-too" smoking ban two years ago, followed up by the
lollapalooza Kelo v. New London eminent domain case, my home state of
Connecticut has upped the ante to new heights of socialist nanny-statism.
It took all of three hours for state representatives to pass a bill
that, if the State Senate concurs, could send adults to jail for up to a
year for serving alcohol on their property to those under 21 years of age.
More

Flights
of Fantasy
Are
we ready for the Flight 93 movie? That's the question on the lips of the
liberal media as United
93 nears its release date later this month. I mention the media
because they seem to be the only folks who view the movie's premier with
trepidation, as they do in reference to almost anything concerning the
attacks of September 11, 2001. More

Whose
Culture of Corruption?
One
of the favorite terms of endearment employed by the left in pursuit of
their return to power is that their enemies constitute a "culture of
corruption." You can hardly swing a cat around Democrats these days
without getting an earful about Republican corruption. Indeed, if one
navigates to the Democrats.org website, they can view a rather neat
graphic of file folders tied together with string called "The
Corruption Files." More

Second-Term
Opportunity
Sometimes
it's better to be on the outside looking in. Like those on the left, we on
the right are much more effective and much more comfortable on the attack
than on defense. And although his enemies have been largely swinging and
missing, George Bush and his conservative base are suffering an acute bout
of second term-itis. More

Life
After Two Deaths
This
week marks the anniversary of two notable deaths: Terri Schiavo on March
31, and Pope John Paul II on April 2. Their passing led to oceans of
coverage by the national media seeking typically not to report the stories
but to explain it all to us. And, as usual when it comes to matters of
faith, they got it wrong. More

March
Madness
It's
that time of year when bubbles burst and buzzer beaters ring out across
the land. For many, it's an occasion for great elation, for some, bitter
disappointment. But if recent news reports are to be believed, it is truly
the month of March Madness for Democrats. More

Selectively
Faithful
The
young man walked slowly toward his place of execution. Dressed in a
crumpled suit and tie, he faced the firing squad and asked permission to
pray. As a Catholic priest ministering to the faithful during the purge of
the Church by Mexican revolutionaries, he was condemned to death. As the
photographers and riflemen took aim, he raised his arms parallel to the
ground, forgave his executioners and shouted, "Viva Christo Rey!"
More

Can
Hillary Walk the Line?
All
does not seem rosy in the world of those supporting the nascent White
House aspirations of Hillary Rodham Clinton. Many have noted the rumblings
of some on the far left of her party toward certain of her stances, if you
can call them that. In response, she has begun to tiptoe the tightrope
between the moderate and leftist camps of the Democrats' big tent. More

Racism
and Sports
The
word "racism" has been tossed around the past few years like so
many used hankies. In nearly all spheres of American life -- from
politics, to the military and the world of sports -- the term is used to
excuse and condone a multitude of sins. Sometimes warranted, often not,
charges of racism against minorities are almost as common today as were
actual instances of it decades ago. More

Olympic
Distress
I've
been a lifelong sports fan. My first memory was of my father's admiration
and awe while watching Gale Sayers, the Kansas Comet, perform feats of
gridiron magic for the Chicago Bears. I loved boxing and enjoyed growing
up in an era rife with talented and hungry fighters, and one where the
heavyweight championship was still considered the greatest and most
respected of all titles in the sporting world. More

The
Raw Deal
The
Samuel Alito Supreme Court nomination hearings are now a part of history,
but snippets of the Democratic Party's accusations and name-calling live
on. Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) dramatically lamented that "a chill
wind blows," presumably across the facade of the Supreme Court
building. In actuality, the entire D.C. landscape was engulfed by great
gusts of hot air emanating directly from the Judiciary Committee hearing
room. More

Ahmadinejad,
Hamas, and Saddam
The
news from the Middle East this week has, with the exception of the
wounding of two members of the media, moved away from Iraq. Attention is
now focused on the two growing threats to peace in the region; the
electoral victory of Hamas in Palestine and the nuclear rantings of Iran's
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. More

The
West Fling
Spurred
by plunging approval numbers and his failure to produce for the American
people, the president's term will come to an early and untimely end on May
14. It seems the public has had its fill of liberal fantasy-land President
Josiah Bartlet. More

The
Wrong Side of Roe
Last
week's hearings on the nomination of Samuel Alito to the U.S. Supreme
Court raised many interesting issues, but none more important to certain
groups than whether or not his confirmation would tilt the Court towards
overturning Roe v. Wade. More

ACLU
Slap-Down
Sometimes
it's hard to find a ray of light in the American judicial system, but once
in a while the sun comes shining through. In a shocking display of clarity
and common sense, a federal appeals court judge ruled
last month that the Ten Commandments may remain on a wall in a Mercer
County, Kentucky courthouse. More

Welfare
for Republicans
Now
that the holiday that dare not speak its name is in our collective
rear-view mirror, it's that time of year when the political punditry turns
their weary eyes to the future. And those who dominate the media are out
of the gate early, chirping optimistically about liberal prospects in 2006
and beyond.
Their talking points are already out and the main message is this:
Conservatives are stupid. Not only stupid, but dense, knuckle-dragging,
thick-legged sheep who will submissively go wherever liberals want to lead
them. So inept are they, that they are incapable of choosing their own
presidential candidates. More

A
Visit from St. Hillary
Twas
the night before Christmas, as in days of yore;
Not a liberal was stirring, not even Al Gore;
Our prospects were sinking, we pined in despair,
And prayed that St. Hillary soon would appear.
We Democrats waited, while snug in our beds,
Impeachable articles danced in our heads!
But with Bush in the White House and Cheney as veep,
I'd just settled down to a paranoid sleep. More

Sliding
Down the Polls
Armed
with their latest polling statistics, liberal Democrats frequently take to
the talk shows and editorial pages to proclaim this or that anti-Bushism
with steely confidence. In an effort to discredit them, many on the right
then try to point out the questionable methodology used in producing such
polls. More

The
Ghosts of Christmas Presence II
The
other night on TV, I watched a liberal talking head go ballistic in a discussion
of the "war on Christmas." He ranted that there is no such war,
and even if there were, it's those on the right, like Fox News, who are
fanning the flames. He noted that in 1929 Henry Ford wrote that the Jews
were behind such attacks and that the John Birch Society made similar
claims against secularists in 1959. More

The
Ghosts of Christmas Presence
It's
beginning to look a lot like Christmas; that is, the mercury is dropping
while temperatures are rising due to the war on Christmas waged annually
by the secular left and others. The "Happy Holidays" crowd does
all it can to erase from sight and mind the very reason for all the
December hubbub; the birth of the one that 80% of Americans call their
Lord. More

In
Disservice to America
William
Jefferson Clinton has been on the receiving end of more magnanimity from
George W. Bush than he has any reasonable right to expect. Ignoring the
history of insults and slights his family has suffered at the hands of his
predecessor, President Bush has repaid this ill-treatment with a large
dose of Christian charity. More

Left
to their Devices
Liberals
are racing the clock. Less than a year separates them from realizing their
dream of retaking Congress, staying even, or worse, losing more seats to
the Republicans. Although the media is mesmerized by the startling fact
that Democrats retained two governorships last week, recent history
suggests that they are going nowhere fast. More

Beady
Democrats
In
a week that saw a spate of anti-Catholic rumination by the media on the
nomination of Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court, others in the political
spectrum were also concerned with religious issues. In their continuing
confusion regarding these matters, some Democrats seek to placate the
faithful, while others look to eliminate religion from the public sphere
altogether. More

Good
News is Bad News
What
a difference a week makes. Short days ago, the liberal media were doing
the Snoopy dance of joy in advance of what they were sure would be the
beginning of the end of the dim-witted cowboy/scheming frat-boy that is
George W. Bush. More

Not
Nixon
On
the salivation scale, this past week has been a veritable drool-fest for
those who inhabit the newsrooms, editorial desks, and websites making up
the liberal media world. The Sunday talk shows were awash in liberal glee;
a level of happiness not seen since before a certain blue dress avoided a
trip to the cleaners.

Tolerating
the Iraqi Constitution
The
look on Dick Durbin's face said it all. Involuntary muscles drew down the
sides of his mouth as he attempted a forced smile but succeeded in
producing only a grimace. The occasion was the appearance of the
Democratic Senator on Fox News Sunday to discuss the Iraq constitutional
referendum. As always, the latest good news from Iraq sits like a large
lump in the throats of the president's enemies. More

Conservative
Disharmony
Conservatives
are cranky people by nature. Having walked in